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Silly me. I’ve been looking in the wrong field for a job.

Heh: It does bother me somewhat that Glenn Reynolds is worth more than me. There must be more behind that music background than he’s admitting. I’m thinking there must be some groupie-level hijinks in his past that I never suspected existed. Still waters, indeed.

UPDATE: Instalanche! Is his “Indeed” an acknowledgement of groupie-level hijinks? I think so. Well, that makes me feel better about my own score.

25 Responses to this post.

  1. I’m worth $1,117.00.

    You owe me $168.00 for the other night.

  2. Heck, I only came up at $750. It’s probably because I snore.

  3. Maybe you can work more hours than Insty to make it up on volume….

  4. Posted by Prudie on April 1, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    Abbadon, Just because you’re present doesn’t mean you actually worked. The way I figure it, you owe me $562.87.

    Russ, I think my number is low for the same reason.

    Brent, I dunno. When you start working to produce large quantities, the quality can suffer. Kind of like an outlet mall or Wal-Mart. I’d rather be Nordstrom and make people believe I’m worth more because I cost more.

  5. Posted by Kerry on April 1, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    Damn, only $1117.00. I need to get into law school and discover the secret of that legal mojo!

  6. Posted by bleeble on April 1, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    How much are these sums worth in Emperor’s Club whore diamonds?

  7. Abbadon, Just because you’re present doesn’t mean you actually worked. The way I figure it, you owe me $562.87.

    Take it out in trade???

    ;o)>

  8. Posted by Prudie on April 1, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    Sure. My floors need scrubbing. Go to.

    I’ll let you know what to do next when you’re finished with that.

  9. Posted by me on April 2, 2008 at 12:31 am

    wow – $1071. Pretty good for an old guy, I guess…..

  10. Posted by donnawhicher on April 2, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Egads, I rate the lowest. $224 and chump change. I need to keep my day job.

  11. Posted by chencenter on April 2, 2008 at 11:56 am

    yay! I couldn’t afford myself. $1,071. Great blog. Come drop by my spot sometime! -Michael
    http://chencenter.wordpress.com

  12. Posted by O'Maolchathaigh on April 2, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Wow! I’m worth less in bed than the average ($224). :-(

  13. ha im worth $1,178 ooh yeah lol but yeah hahaha

  14. Posted by donnawhicher on April 2, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Despair not, O’Maolchathaigh. We’re tied at $224 and that’s not completely worthless–that’ll get us a couple trips to the gas station.

    And reader, a visit & comment for this newbie would be appreciated:
    http://wordpress.com/donnawhicher

  15. Wow, $1148 even with the apple shape body and need to spoon. It’s probably because I’m hitting that prime age bracket.

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  17. Posted by hearthrob08 on April 2, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    I’m worth $0.75. Which is about $.50 more than my girlfriend would have guessed.

    http://roadtoimmortality.wordpress.com/

  18. Posted by Kin on April 2, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    W00T. $1,148. Not bad.

  19. Posted by globalglamour on April 2, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    Hmmm…sounds alright suppose…hehe

    G.G.
    xoxo
    http://www.globalglamour.wordpress.com

  20. Posted by laphroaig on April 2, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    ummphh… only $1,102… must be the aging process

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  22. Posted by malomar on April 2, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    Yay! Now I know how much I should be charging…

    So glad I stopped by your blog. Loves it.

  23. Christ almighty. Don’t you retards know how to put your blog URLs in the little box that says “WEBSITE”???

  24. Hey, sorry, that sounded rather shitty…

    I apologize.

  25. Don’t apologize. I was thinking the same thing.

    While I’m on the subject of comments…I can’t tell you how many comments I’ve deleted for pimping thier blogs just because I got an Instalanche. Seriously, if you’re going to comment, at least pretend to be interested in the topic by making it pertain to the post. Commenting on the post and leaving your blog URL is one thing (and is perfectly welcome), but a comment that only contains your URL is pimping. And I hate that. So I’ve deleted more than a few of those these past three days.

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