Cilantro Sucks and Other Random Thoughts of Great Importance

I’m not alone: All this time I’ve thought I was completely alone in my hatred of cilantro. Seriously, keep it off my tacos.

Yes, yes, yes… we know: Obama is a studly fly killer of the highest calibre. Yawn. But that Obama ninja video? Hilarious.

I want one: I would totally buy an assault screwdriver if screwdrivers were thus so made and marketed. Just so you know.

Another one bites the dust: I refuse to twat  twit tootWhatever the hell it’s called when you use twitter, I refuse to do it. Sell out!

No link here: Is anyone else a little tickled that “Obama” always pops up as a misspelled word when you spell-check in WordPress? Hee. [I know. I take my tickles where and when I can get them.]

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How Odd

The DEA has a gift shop. Yeah, the Drug Enforcement Agency sells cutesie little souveniers like plastic DEA badges.  That’s so counter to the badass image they portray that I’m left wondering which DEA employee thought of selling little DEA rubber ducks for bath time.

The Supreme Court also has a gift shop. Well, OK, it’s the Supreme Court Historical Society’s Gift Shop. Still. It’s located on the ground floor of the Supreme Court building. And they sell little scales of justice.

So… Jesus was French and he drank beer while hiding Easter eggs? I don’t think I get it. But then, I miss much when it comes to modern art.

Be a pal and share your Guinness (NSFW). Ha.