According to game theory, I am a weak bidder. Which sucks mostly. But according to this article at Slate, being a weak bidder may actually be beneficial. To that, I say “Pshaw!” Because I know math. And this is what I know about mixing dating and math.
FemaleAptitude in Math and Science+ PrudieSmart Ass +
Biological ClockRINGING BITCH!!!!! + HouseBig Ass +
College EducationCivil Engineering + Career2 +
2(2 Hour CommuteOne Way) – (MenSingle, In Suburbs)! = X
College EducationCivil Engineering = Study Groups4 +
PrudieRuined Curve for Remainder of Class, Often +
Teenage BoysMasquerading as Men
X = 2 = Number of Dates Prudie Went on While Working as an Engineer for Six Years
I can only conclude that dating and math and I do not mix.