They were simpler times. You would make your waiter angry. He would, in turn, spit in your soup. Alas, such homespun simplicity is gone forever it seems.
So don’t piss off your waiter. ‘Cause now? They’ll beat you to death.
Where is Goa anyway? They mention an Indian restaurant. Do they mean a restaurant in India or a restaurant that serves Indian food in some other country?
LATER: Well, the story originates from the Times of India, so we’ll assume that the whole thing happened in Goa, India.
Prudence Ponder 