13 And Prudence was sore afraid, for she did hear of the people who once were dead, but walked amongst the people of the Goddess. Prudence did hear their name whispered at night upon the dark winds, and was even more afraid of the dead called Zombies.
14 And she did ponder their love of brains.
15 And Prudence found the site for Zombies who search for love. For indeed, even Zombies deserve love.
17 Prudence did worry, for even the beauteous Urban Bone Machete would not be enough to fight the dreaded Zombies in large numbers. And lo! Prudie did find a link that provides most useful information for surviving Zombie attacks.
18 Prudence found more reason to worry about an oncoming Zombie Apocalypse.
20 Prudence also found Lost Zombies and was amazed.
21 Prudence found Zombies from Hollywood and laughed and rolled upon the floor until her ass did fall off.
22 Prudence rejoiced at killing Zombies, even if it was only a game.
23 And Prudence did thank Mr. Brooks most fervently for his Zombie Survival Guide.
24 And lo! Prudence found the blog of Jason Pye, he who scares neighborhood kids. And on his blog, Prudence found that President Bush shares her dislike of Zombies. And Prudence was pleased, for she found a great and noble reason to be thankful for voting for W twice.