Catherine Zeta-Jones uses Wet ‘n Wild makeup*. Is she saving up money for a divorce or something? I mean, you can get enough orange Wet ‘n Wild junk at Walmart to slap on a ton of makeup for about $4.99.
My makeup looked better at my senior prom. And that was in 1993… using Wet ‘n Wild makeup…slathered on by a teenaged hand… at the end of my Goth phase.
And suddenly, as a bonus, I feel so much better about my skin. That girl’s got some serious pores.
*[Well, maybe not. It just looks like that cheap Wet ‘n Wild crap.]