Concerning Criticism of Celebrities, Rule #47,267a v2: Never criticize a celebrity who has a large fan club that is very active on the internet, especially if an overly large number of the fan club members are German.
Note to self: Remove David Hasselhoff from the “Potential Blog Topics” list.
LATER: OMG!!! I can’t stand it!! David Hasselhoff is a talentless, brain dead, tone deaf, devil lovin’, sloppy drunk who has no business judging a “talent” competition.
Sigh. I feel better.