Here’s some lovely search phrases people used to find my blog. I’m thrilled, thrilled, I tell you, about some of them. I’ve even categorized them for you. De nada.
fat pep: I don’t understand this one. Ive never thought of fat as particularly peppy, though I have known some peppy fat chicks. Does that count?
Prudie got fat: What did you hear? From whom? Well. I’ve been fat. For quite some time. I’m perfectly OK with it. Most of the time.
cutest cranky puppies
cute puppies saying stuff: I got a lot of puppy hits this last week from search engines. When did I become the puppy blogger? I don’t even have a pet, much less a dog. Sheesh. They must be looking for Pam.
I HATE SOMETHING!!!
ATT sucks: Why yes, it does. I had a lot of hits from this phrase, too. Take THAT you mean old, consumer unfriendly, stupid corporate giant!
1850 hated mormons: It did?
I hate Prudence: I had a few of these, too. Heh.
I hate rachel ray: And I understand why, too!
game fugde: Hhu?
F to the R: And that was all it took to get that stinking song back in my head. ARRRRGHHHHH!!!
Southerner xenophobic: None to be found here!
sex movie: What have you heard? I’ve made no such movie!
dear prudie advice: I’m not that Prudie. Sorry.
PUFFING PODIATRISTS, PERHAPS?
foot smellers wanted: There were a lot of hits from some combination of “foot smellers” and “foot smellers wanted.” A lot. A whole lot. TONS. Overwhelmingly, this was my most popular search engine phrase hit. I’m so confused.