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It is not enough that women are constantly being told to exercise because their upper arms are not toned or that their thighs are dimpled or that their midsection has a roll. Oh no. We must all be fit in all ways.
Now, women are being told they should exercise their vaginae. (Who knew that vaginae was the plural form of vagina? I certainly didn’t. But then, I’ve never really had a reason to think of or write about them in multiples before. English is so strange. Anyway.)
It’s just unfair. Is there an area of my life (or my body) that isn’t subject to Fitness Police scrutiny? Apparently not.
And of course, there are special expensive places to go for the wealthy amongst us who want to get their business into, er, fighting shape. So to speak.
Even the BlowFishies have a whole department for coochie calisthenics (“for a strong, healthy, happy hoo-hoo”). Et tu, Blowfish?
Well, at least, when I’m blue haired and wrinkly, I won’t pee when I sneeze.