I’ve heard of doctors mistakenly operating on the wrong limb. You know, the patient goes in for some operation on her left foot and the right foot ends up being operated upon.
But this is the first time I’ve heard of such an embarrassing screw up. I can hear the court room now: “Your honor, I went in for a leg operation. And they gave me a new anus.”
On the bright side, she has a promising future in the GILF side of the porn industry. On the bad side, she still has varicose veins.