The Warrior Diet claims that no math is necessary to survive and succeed at it. And I suppose, in a way, it’s true. There is no counting calories or fat or carbs or whatever. However, I have discovered that as far as I am concerned, there is a bit of math involved. And it is math I hadn’t taken into account when I began this diet. So here’s the general equation I’ve discovered that is needed to understand my reaction to the Warrior Diet (and yes, you’ll need a bit of algebra):
[Prudie + Warrior Diet – 2(Sugar + Taco Bell) + Period2 + (Easter Candy(Everywhere!)) + Familial Stress + Job Search – Job Offers]! = 1
Where 1 = (Pissed off Prudie capable of bringing the Wrath of the Gods down upon the Whole of the Earth in such a way that makes the Biblical Plagues look like a Comfort, a Joy, and a well-earned Vacation)
You think the damage all over Georgia yesterday was from a tornado? Hah. I was just craving carbs during the undereating phase yesterday.
PS: The only thing keeping me from trashing Alabama and Tennessee for food today is pajamamomma‘s reccommendation about smoothies and juices. Sigh. Lovely.