About a year ago, I left the Mormon church. And with the Mormon church, I also left Christianity. Yes, after a lifetime of being that Mormon girl (not to mention about 5 generations of Mormon ancestry), I was left without a religious home. Since then, I’ve struggled with the question that many people who are similarly situated wrestle with when they reject a religious belief: Is there a God?
Well, I think there is a God, and his name is Ceiling Cat. Srsly.
So let’s all pray:
Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger.
Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
In ceiling and on teh flor.
Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.
Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.
Forevur and evuhr. Amen.