If you ask my doctor, I’m obese. If you ask my momma, I’ve got meat on my bones. If you ask my former neighbor, I’m a fat bitch. If you ask the fashion industry, I’m a freakish subhuman creature who barely deserves to wear clothes, much less live.
If you ask me, it’s all nonsense. I’m [...]
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6 Apr
“The Skinny on Fat” Pep Talk
30 Mar
Day Seventeen: Shiny!
Short explanation:
Day seventeen on the Warrior Diet is better than day three. My skin looks great. My hair has never shined like this without some serious product application. And the sugar cravings are all but gone. Sweet. I mean, nice.
Long explanation:
I’ve been juicing like crazy. It’s a good thing I like carrots, celery, and apples, [...]
25 Mar
Well, Damn
New weight loss study results:
As we’ve seen in every weight loss study, weight regain is a biological reality for virtually everyone. Weight is not a matter of calories in-versus-calories out. Short term weight loss stunts are just that, temporary stunts. Sadly, unsuccessful dieters are typically blamed for “overeating” when they are not “overeating” as would [...]
16 Mar
Day Three: Diet Math
The Warrior Diet claims that no math is necessary to survive and succeed at it. And I suppose, in a way, it’s true. There is no counting calories or fat or carbs or whatever. However, I have discovered that as far as I am concerned, there is a bit of math involved. And it is [...]
14 Mar
Day One
And before supper I was ready to chew on my nails.
Here’s the theory: all the sugar I once ate is somehow embedded in them. Thus, chewing on my nails will satisfy this craving for sugar I have found myself bearing. Do nails store sugar? No? Damn. I ate my thunbnail for nothing.
So today’s day one of the [...]
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