Archive for the ‘The Job Hunt’ Category

I Feel Better

Guess what? I’m not unemployed; I’m funemployed! Well, that makes it all good now.
FROM JUST SILLY: At last, I’m at the forefront of a new, exciting trend. Woohoo! Prudence Ponder, trendsetter. Who knew?
TO THE RIDICULOUS: Hey! Since I’m such a trendsetting figure now, you might want to buy a few corsets. It’s an investment. (And, um, [...]

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Fugly Bathroom Linoleum

Upon the gentle art of mixing and misusing metaphors: the incomprehensible ramblings of a single thirty-something woman who can’t find a job.
Hindsight is amazing.
You move along in life thinking that you’ve got your groove, thinking that you’re about to hit a home run, and thinking that you’ve accomplished much. Then you realize that you’re out [...]

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