No one ever says that. It’s always “Happy July 4th.” It bugs me.
On this day in 1776, the wording of the Declaration of Independence was approved. Sure, it was one giant “Go away ye overbearing olde fuckers!” to the British Empire. That part was fabulous in its own right; but further than that, the document [...]
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Happy Independence Day!
3 Oct
Prudie, Sellout
Note from the Editors: Our Prudie has sacrificed her principles to avoid starvation. We all think that is quite a noble goal, even if we do think that she has quite some way to go before she approaches anything near starvation.
And despite LaRue’s protestations that we should not reference dear Prudie’s rather unconventionally curved figure, the remaining Editors think there is no harm in stating that our Prudie has a bountiful bosom and, as Prudie herself likes to say, junk in her trunk.
All that is to say, starvation is unlikely.
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