Archive for the ‘HA!’ Category

I Question Everything

Is it wrong that I consider the largest down-side to being a porn star the fact that the porn star income is so heavily dependant upon ass hair removal and/or maintenance?
 
Why do I dress in my best “casual” clothes for doctor visits when the doctor only ever sees me in panties and a paper “dress”?
 
Why do the TV [...]

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Oh No!

The Apocalypse is nigh.
Twitterers (Tweeters? Twits?), take heart! Fox News has just reported that Twitter is indeed back up and running; though you may have to wait for your Twitter fix since it is suffering from some serious snail fail.
The Apocalypse? I think this is the first time in human history that the news was [...]

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Mop Please?

I laughed so hard watching this video, I nearly peed my pants.
[Via Michael.]

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Here I Come to Save the Day!

Lots of people are trying to save the planet. I’m not entirely certain that the planet needs to be saved. At least, not in the way they mean. Oh sure, socialist and communist and downright stupid ideas seem to permeate most every corner of the globe. And we certainly need to save the planet from that. [...]

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The Recovery Symbol

I’ve seen a number of revisions of Obama’s recover.gov symbol. I love Pam’s. I loved it so much, I was inspired to do my own version.
It’s not as stylized or as neat as Pam’s or Obama’s, but I think it gets the point across.
LATER: Before anyone gets on their high horse about the nooses, I [...]

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